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The sharing of marriage...

 

The old man placed an order for one hamburger,

French fries and a drink.

 

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and

carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

 

 

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into

two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

 

He took

a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between

them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around

them were looking over and whispering.

 

Obviously they were

thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the

two of them.'

 

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came

to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.

The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing

everything.

 

People

closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She

sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping

the drink.

 

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let

him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank

you, we are used to sharing everything.'

 

Finally, as the old man

finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man

again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of

food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

 

She answered

 

 

(Continue below - This is great)    

 

 

 

 

I’m waiting for the TEETH

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