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The sharing of marriage...
The old man placed an order for one hamburger,
French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and
carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into
two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took
a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between
them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around
them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were
thinking, 'That poor old couple -
two of them.'
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came
to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man said, they were just fine -
everything.
People
closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She
sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping
the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let
him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank
you, we are used to sharing everything.'
Finally, as the old man
finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man
again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of
food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
She answered
(Continue below -
I’m waiting for the TEETH
'THE
TEETH'
My kind of cooking!
Delia's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent
ice-
The Real Woman's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom
of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up
eating it anyway.
Delia's Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the
bag with the potatoes.
The Real Woman's Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard
for up to a year.
Delia's Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin,
use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside
of the cake.
The Real Woman's Way
Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.
Delia's Way
If you accidentally over-
The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough
shit. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it
and I don't care how bad it tastes."
Delia's Way
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when
putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks
The Real Woman's Way
It could
keep forever. Who eats it?
Delia's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in
half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Woman's Way
Cure
for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink
the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a flying banana!
Finally the most important tip
Delia's Way
Freeze left over wine into ice cubes for
future use in casseroles
The Real Woman's Way
Left over wine???? Helloooo
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